Posted by
Red Patriot on Monday, June 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM
Hello, you have reached Obama Communist Medical Center. Please press one if you have a primary care physician and need a referral to our small listing of undertrained doctors. Please press two if you are bleeding and or convulsing and we can't give you proper care because your insurance won't cover additional testing......Please press 10 if you have a flexible health care account, we don't like those. Please press 0 to speak with a representative if you are an illegal, Hispanic or terrorist or all three, we want to work with you and will pay for everything and it won't cost you a thing!!!!!